Goodnight, Mommy (2015) Review
Here we have a classic case of “great trailer, poor movie.” The trailer for Goodnight, Mommy, the Austrian film now playing in select theatres near […]
Articles by Pierce Nahigyan
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) Retro Review
Lucas Black is a 24-year-old high school ne’er-do-well who gets super-expelled to Japan after racing a jock with a convertible. Once in his new digs […]
Fast Five (2011) Retro Review
After freeing Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) from a prison bus (in one of the most unrepentantly physics-defying maneuvers in cinema history), Brian O’Connor (Paul Walker) […]
Fast & Furious (2009) Retro Review
Five years after escaping LA, Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) is running a crew of criminals, hijacking fuel tankers south of the U.S. border alongside his […]
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) Retro Review
After handing Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) the keys to his 3-T-4 Turbo, Dual Wet-Shot Nitrous-Engage Toyota Supra, Brian O’Connor (Paul Walker) flees Los Angeles and […]
The Fast and the Furious (2001) Retro Review
Around the Los Angeles area, big rigs are getting hijacked by black Honda Civics. They work as a team, heavily modified and steered by precision […]
12 Years a Slave (2013) Review
In case you were wondering how exactly the last few hundred years panned out for an entire race of people, 12 Years a Slave, ladies […]
The Fountain (2006) Retro Review
The Fountain was originally intended to be a much bigger movie. Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett were intended to star, the budget was intended to […]
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (Review, 2013)
By the time we meet the eponymous Smaug in The Desolation of Smaug, we’re already two hours deep into the latest installment in New Line […]
Dick Tracy (1990) Retro Review
You will start off being dazzled by Dick Tracy. Its makeup and costumes, its distinct seven-color palette, its odd comic book world, will delight and […]