The Marvel Cinematic Universe Review (2008 – 2014)

Done entirely in Haiku form. Spoilers ahead, kind of, in Haiku form.

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Iron Man (2008)

Bob Downey Jr.

Is An Actor Of Great Skill

He Makes This Film Work.


The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Norton is the Hulk?

Great! I Cannot Wait To See

Him As Hulk Again.

Iron Man 2 (2010)

This Movie Farts Crap

Scarlett Johansson Has Boobs

But: Fart Crap Poop Fart.

Thor (2011)

This One’s Uneven.

Asgard As Built By Wonka

Kat Dennings Has Boobs.

Captain America (2011)

I Liked This One Lots.

Except They Feared Swastikas.

Why Not Punch Nazis?


The Avengers (2012)

Thanos Is In This.

Just Briefly But Steals The Show.

It’s Fucking Thanos!

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Tony Stark Is Fun.

Extremis! Sir Ben Kingsley!

Wait, what just happened?


Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013)

Phil Coulson’s not dead.

This show isn’t so good – wait

Hail Hydra! Fuck, yeah!


Thor 2: The Dark World (2013)

Loki is still boss.

Thor kills the Ninth Doctor Who.

Matt Smith would have won.


Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

My weiner is stiff

From all the comic stuff here.

And Scarlett’s boobs, too.

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