Done entirely in Haiku form. Spoilers ahead, kind of, in Haiku form.
Iron Man (2008)
Bob Downey Jr.
Is An Actor Of Great Skill
He Makes This Film Work.
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Norton is the Hulk?
Great! I Cannot Wait To See
Him As Hulk Again.
Iron Man 2 (2010)
This Movie Farts Crap
Scarlett Johansson Has Boobs
But: Fart Crap Poop Fart.
Thor (2011)
This One’s Uneven.
Asgard As Built By Wonka
Kat Dennings Has Boobs.
Captain America (2011)
I Liked This One Lots.
Except They Feared Swastikas.
Why Not Punch Nazis?
The Avengers (2012)
Thanos Is In This.
Just Briefly But Steals The Show.
It’s Fucking Thanos!
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Tony Stark Is Fun.
Extremis! Sir Ben Kingsley!
Wait, what just happened?
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013)
Phil Coulson’s not dead.
This show isn’t so good – wait
Hail Hydra! Fuck, yeah!
Thor 2: The Dark World (2013)
Loki is still boss.
Thor kills the Ninth Doctor Who.
Matt Smith would have won.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
My weiner is stiff
From all the comic stuff here.
And Scarlett’s boobs, too.
I didn’t realize you were adding to this!
Yes, and I intend to update it every time I see a new Marvel Studios movie or show. I might add the shorts, too. If you haven’t already, check out the one that follows Ben Kingsley in prison after Iron Man 3. It is hilarious.
That sounds brilliant! I’ll check it out (if it’s on YouTube).